Some days, I wonder at how much easier life would be if it could have an easy fix. Something is wrong.. you take it to someone.. like.. the computer repair guy..
"Excuse me sir?"
"Hello! How can I help you??"
"Well, as you can see, my life is acting up again. I've run virus scans, tried specialists, I just don't understand what's wrong!"
"Well, why don't we take a closer look?? Aha! I see you're problem. Why don't you leave it with me tonight and you can pick it up first thing in the morning. I'll take care of everything. We'll get you fixed up in no time!"
See?! See how easy that would be?! You could have buttons and commands too!
Restart- you could restart that day.
Memory/ Data Recovery- get back everything you've forgotten.
Virus Scan- would tell you exactly what is wrong with you!
Shut Down- would be very helpful on nights you can't get to sleep.
SHIFT-TAB- would let you go back a little bit.
SHIFT- would let you skip over a bit, which could be helpful in case of arguments, and such
Mute- OH! What I wouldn't give for a mute button. Shut myself up when I'm about to say something I'll regret, or shut everyone else up when I need some down time.
Of course, then you run into issues with the CONTROL Q buttons :S.
How epic would it be if we could just have our lives completely fixed and brought back to us? Where life wouldn't be so damn hard.
I know. I wish.
But hey, a girl can dream right?
3 comments:
You need to go watch "Click" with Adam Sandler. You will appreciate why we can't fix ourselves.
i agree, it would be a lot easier. but i don't think life is supposed to be easy, otherwise none of the stuff we have to go through would ever happen. we wouldn't grow or learn. we'd be pretty boring, stagnant people.
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